Adding Lib – EXCERPT

Adding Lib 

At three o’clock excess wine and a bladder weakened by two pregnancies woke Libby from a sound sleep. She crept to the bathroom as quietly as two-hundred-year-old floor boards would allow and on the way back noticed the phone’s blinking message light.

“Crap.” Mae’s message taunted from the answering machine. “What to do?” She said to herself. “Check it, or go back tobed?” Years of maternally ingrained guilt won out as she pressed play.

“Hi Lib,” Mae’s recorded message played. “It’s your mother.”

“Color me surprised.” Libby groaned.

“I just got back from my visit with Dr. Cooper. You remember him, he removed Daddy’s planter’s wart.”

“TMI Mom, TMI.”

“Anyhow, he did a splendid job with my colon and said I had none of those dirty pollocks.”

“Polyps, unless you’ve got a ten-foot abstract in your small intestine.”

“You can watch now. Did you know that? They have a camera in your bum the whole time, fascinating really. Anyway, a few of my other test results were a bit off, and he wants me to see a neurologist for some silly reason. Nothing to worry about, just a little blip to check out. Anyhow, I need someone to take me for the appointment, and I was hoping you could find the time. If not, don’t worry, I’ll call your brother Sean. I’m sure he can drop anything less important than his mother.”

“Of course, he’s Jesus.” Libby’s eyes rolled.

“Take care, sweetie. Call me when you can, love to all.”

Libby replayed the message and returned to bed. Blip speculation haunted her dreams.

One comment on “Adding Lib – EXCERPT

  1. Pat Colgan says:

    Hi Kathy,
    I just finished reading Adding Lib and loved it!!! It was like reading about my own nutty family and brought back good memories. I especially liked the reference to Sr, Edwina.
    I can’t wait for the next book.
    Fondly,
    Pat Colgan

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